This page is here in case you were curi-ose about me.  Yes, everything you have heard is true... except for that thing about the gerbil and the jell-o and the spice rack... that was completely false.  Anyway, to your right --> you will see a section for frequently asked questions about me.  Below, there are some pictures of my big fat self and my tardo friends who gave me this name.  :D  You know you love me, don't lie.
 
 

this lovely drawing of me was done by Christy...	my friends at burger king... they are a 'lil "special"	lee and monkey... the original, not that jerk imposter.	all us nuts, we think we're cool.  oh, how wrong we are.  :P
me, laura, and shawn after 'joseph' nice burns, shawn.	the famous rainbow hair pic!  i'm in the middle...	senior prom pic... i'm the ugly one in the up left.	me doing what i do best.  mmm...food  machmachmachm